LITTLE JOHNNY ON ENGLISH

Little JOHNNY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class . Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"

JOHNNY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little JOHNNY, that's a mouthful."


Little JOHNNY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."